I Shouldn't Need To Say This To My Adult Boyfriend

Sunday, 20 February 2011

"You can't have sex with tiramisu".

"Don't talk to bumhand"

(Bumhand is an imaginary sock puppet)

"You threw the wedge at me first"

"Pick the salad up off the floor"

"Are you in the cupboard?"

"Why do I need to learn to catch spanners?"